Swear to God. This is for reals and not for fakes.

Attention Portland-area home skillets! We are going to see the Squirrel Nut Zippers at the Wonder Ballroom on the 17th!!! There is a slight possibility that I might be getting a free ticket, since I volunteered to help out. Byron already bought our tickets, so I MAY be having an extra ticket. If anyone would like to go but can't quite afford it, watch this space! And if you are going, let's meet there! We're getting there right at 8:00 and going for a seat in the balcony. YAY, I've been wanting to see these guys forever! I guess they were here last August while I was sick. Hope this makes up for it...!

And now, your moment of April Fools Zen.

byroncaloz and I are getting a divorce. I'm having an affair and I'm pregnant. I've become a born-again Christian. My lover and I are moving to Bulgaria.

Sorry, that's the best I can come up with. Can you tell I'm not feeling it?